A drunk man was sitting at a bar and he says to the bartender, "I bet $50 I can bite my left eye." The bartender obviously knows the man is drunk and biting your left eye is impossible so he agrees. The man takes out his glass eye in his left socket, and bites it with his teeth. The bartender pays the man and goes back to work. Half an hour later, the drunk man wants to make a bet again. He says "I bet $50 I can bite my right eye." Now the bartender knows this is impossible and he can't have 2 glass eyes, otherwise he would be blind and he didnt see the man use a cane or anything. He agrees to the bet. The drunk man then takes out his falls teeth and bites his right eye. The bartender is now getting annoyed, but reluctantly pays up. The next day the man is sitting at the bar and is drunk again. He recognizes the bartender from the previous day and says, "Listen, I'll give you a chance to make your money back. I bet $100 that if you put a glass on the other side of the bench, I can piss in it without getting 1 drop outside the glass. The bartender really wants to get his $100 back and he knows the man is drunk and that being able to urinate with such precision is impossible. He agrees to the bet. The drunk man pulls down his pants and pisses WILDLY all over the bench. The bartender says, "Yeah! I win! Give me my $100!" The drunk man pays up. The bartender then notices another man sitting at the bar bashing his head on the bench. "What's his problem?" The bartender asks. The drunk man says, "I bet him $2000 that I could piss all over your bench without you caring."
Its been so long i haven't talk to him. Reading through the history on messanger. THings seems to change...
